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Latest writing

Counting the florbs: BRIN indexes, rollup tables, and a 90-second query Jun 22 2026

On Operations, DevOps and soft skills Jan 17 2019

Software Craftsmanship and OPS scripting: a love story Aug 16 2018

Ansible Container: Chronicle of a death foretold Jun 19 2018

The Wizard: Scenarios Jun 07 2018

Recent comics

Now they use their most expensive model to add emoji reactions to all our messages. Pretty sure it's a silly default setting like that PR thing a while back. S.I.L.L.Y.? As in "Securing Income, Leveraging Lucrative Yields"?

They stole our trade secrets by hiring 400 of our people! How about paying them enough to stay? Litigation was cheaper. Yeah, suing everyone who hires our defectors is what makes our culture special.

The ".self" TLD came out to support self hosting and let people take ownership of their data. I can really relate to this. When is the ".fuckthisshit" TLD coming out?

We are finally releasing Fable. With some caveats. If you play too hard, it becomes Fable: The Journey. You also get 7 days to play it, but only half of the time. After that, you pay two times what you paid for the game itself, but every week. Enjoy!