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You are not your code. This code looks like it's been written by an imbecil. That remark is about your code, not about you. You are not your code DST makes my head spin and I often wonder about the reasons we're still using it. It must be hard to tell people that all of their suffering was for nothing. DST ext5 will be directly integrated into systemd. ext5 If you want to generate some bugs, always remember to fix your deadline. KPI If I wanted my financial transaction information to be used for political advertisement, I'd give it to Cambridge Analytica myself. Libra I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out how to get my Powershell version. Turns out the syntax is harder than quitting vim. The Powershell diaries: part 1 If she'd written the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything would be vim. 42 Person 1: Truth comes from disagreement, so may I suggest..? Person 2: No. Person 1: Disagreement should be constructive. Person 2: I disagree. Disagreement Often, people think all of their problems are technical. Most of the time, they're not. Technical I love planning meetings. Specially when we're supposed to plan every single aspect of a product's lifetime for the next 25 years Planning I've heard people trying to evaluate performance by counting lines of code. That's attributing the same value to a variable assignment and a regular expression. Regex Everyone talks about datalakes, no one talks about quality data. So almost every datalake looks like a shitpile. Datalake The OOM killer is supposed to kill processes based on an OOM score. In reality, it just kills the Java application. OOM It's funny to hear people say 'Agile says'. It's like there are rules to follow. Agile says Why did they add the status feature to GitHub? What is this, Facebook? Status feature You can get a neat mathematical formula to calculate the real name of an ECMAScript. I double dare you to try to get the same thing with Windows. ESx There's a difference between the planning and our current progress. There must be an issue with reality. Certainly. Reality It's been a while since I started posting drawings in here. It's been fun. Maybe it's time for a little retrospective Retrospective Christmas is about giving. Does giving 'a hard time' count? I'm thinkin about a nice Reply Allpocalypse, for instance. You had me at EHLO Developers are the most creative being in the whole universe. It would be great to have them consider operation limits within the scope of their creation though. Creativity I like how project managers make accurate estimations by multiplying other estimations by 2. It's almost like multiplying two random numbers straight up. Random Experience is a dim lamp which only lights the one who wears it. This isn't my domain of expertise though. Experience Sometimes I don't even understand why scrum is supposed to be agile. Micro-deadlines, velocity, no backlog modification that would endanger the sprint goal? Da fuck? Scrum Man The Mac's clipboard is shared with the iPhone's. By default. I just sent a `kubectl get pods -n dev` to my Tinder match. Clipboard