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And faded on the sides, and long on top. Alright, design complete. Would you like me to proceed with it? Yes, and auto-accept edits. Yes, and manually approve edits. Keep planning. ...What. Haircut I had to do it again. How come you keep finding yourself in these situations? Server management just finds me. What was it this time? I just needed to know what was running on port 17002. Something like "lsof -i :17002"? Get-NetTCPConnection -State Listen -LocalPort 17002 | Select-Object LocalAddress, LocalPort, @{N='Process';E={(Get-Process -Id $_.OwningProcess).ProcessName}}. Can't you just use brainfuck instead? The Powershell diaries: part 2 Hmm, that does not seem to be working. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Let me just retry. Incident history: the retry storm was fixed by pulling the plug on our AI assistant. Hah, sorry! Retry Storm I see you're reacting to all my messages with an emoji. It's to flag them and deal with them later using an LLM. You said AI first, right? You're reacting with a middle-finger emoji. The pin emoji was already taken. Don't you think the one you're using may give the impression that you disagree with the initiative? Yes. End of Day Summary My agent needs you to physically press the server reset button. Why me? You're the nearest available meat proxy. I'm the CEO. Yes. It says here "idle". Meat Proxy Also, why are their models named Sol, Terra and Luna now? Yeah, the CEO's yoga instructor is on the board now. Yoga Now they use their most expensive model to add emoji reactions to all our messages. Pretty sure it's a silly default setting like that PR thing a while back. S.I.L.L.Y.? As in "Securing Income, Leveraging Lucrative Yields"? Tag They stole our trade secrets by hiring 400 of our people! How about paying them enough to stay? Litigation was cheaper. Yeah, suing everyone who hires our defectors is what makes our culture special. Trade Secrets The ".self" TLD came out to support self hosting and let people take ownership of their data. I can really relate to this. When is the ".fuckthisshit" TLD coming out? .self We are finally releasing Fable. With some caveats. If you play too hard, it becomes Fable: The Journey. You also get 7 days to play it, but only half of the time. After that, you pay two times what you paid for the game itself, but every week. Enjoy! Fable Alright, lines of code was not the best performance metric. We will use token usage instead. Too little means you're fired. Too much also means you're fired. Just aim for "10x developer" and you should be fine. No pressure. Token Usage You are not your code. This code looks like it's been written by an imbecile. That remark is about your code, not about you. You are not your code DST makes my head spin and I often wonder about the reasons we're still using it. It must be hard to tell people that all of their suffering was for nothing. DST ext5 will be directly integrated into systemd. ext5 If you want to generate some bugs, always remember to fix your deadline. KPI If I wanted my financial transaction information to be used for political advertisement, I'd give it to Cambridge Analytica myself. Libra I spent 15 minutes trying to figure out how to get my Powershell version. Turns out the syntax is harder than quitting vim. The Powershell diaries: part 1 If she'd written the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy, the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything would be vim. 42 Person 1: Truth comes from disagreement, so may I suggest..? Person 2: No. Person 1: Disagreement should be constructive. Person 2: I disagree. Disagreement Often, people think all of their problems are technical. Most of the time, they're not. Technical I love planning meetings. Specially when we're supposed to plan every single aspect of a product's lifetime for the next 25 years Planning I've heard people trying to evaluate performance by counting lines of code. That's attributing the same value to a variable assignment and a regular expression. Regex Everyone talks about datalakes, no one talks about quality data. So almost every datalake looks like a shitpile. Datalake The OOM killer is supposed to kill processes based on an OOM score. In reality, it just kills the Java application. OOM