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It's funny to hear people say 'Agile says'. It's like there are rules to follow. Agile says Why did they add the status feature to GitHub? What is this, Facebook? Status feature You can get a neat mathematical formula to calculate the real name of an ECMAScript. I double dare you to try to get the same thing with Windows. ESx There's a difference between the planning and our current progress. There must be an issue with reality. Certainly. Reality It's been a while since I started posting drawings in here. It's been fun. Maybe it's time for a little retrospective Retrospective Christmas is about giving. Does giving 'a hard time' count? I'm thinkin about a nice Reply Allpocalypse, for instance. You had me at EHLO Developers are the most creative being in the whole universe. It would be great to have them consider operation limits within the scope of their creation though. Creativity I like how project managers make accurate estimations by multiplying other estimations by 2. It's almost like multiplying two random numbers straight up. Random Experience is a dim lamp which only lights the one who wears it. This isn't my domain of expertise though. Experience Sometimes I don't even understand why scrum is supposed to be agile. Micro-deadlines, velocity, no backlog modification that would endanger the sprint goal? Da fuck? Scrum Man The Mac's clipboard is shared with the iPhone's. By default. I just sent a `kubectl get pods -n dev` to my Tinder match. Clipboard Wouldn't it be cool if we could use git in real life? Stash I wonder how they test static language typing. Probably stress tests? Typing I guess nobody ever got fired for buying RedHat Monday news Cyclomatic complexity should not be minimized during conversations. Life would be less funnier. Cyclomatic We try to play bullshit bingo at each conference or presentation we go. It seems slightly nihilistic, in retrospective. Bingo I really like Linus. I just hope he gets his shit together soon, otherwise it's gonna make the community poisonous. Kernel I'm having a hard time trusting Chrome nowadays. Specially since all these offers started popping in my email. Synced It's good that people are starting to notice concepts that should be reconstructed in our line of work. There is still a long road ahead though. With master-slave on the works, people are forgetting some other things. Like the master branch, for example. Master Branch I always wondered about the actual definition of an exercise in futility. I looked it up, and a lot of things came into my mind. Like front-end tests, for example Futility Check Conway's Law before speedboating into microservices please Distributed monolith Everyone is talking about the necessity of generics in go 2. I wonder if they actually know what generics are used for. Generics Dashboard metrics are the funniest thing. Most of the time they look like fillers though. Dashboards A teacher once told me that if I'm having a hard time understanding a subject it's because I don't know enough math. It is not true. Math