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Wouldn't it be cool if we could use git in real life? Stash I wonder how they test static language typing. Probably stress tests? Typing I guess nobody ever got fired for buying RedHat Monday news Cyclomatic compelxity should not be minimized during conversations. Life would be less funnier. Cyclomatic We try to play bullshit bingo at each conference or presentation we go. It seems slightly nihilistic, in retrospective. Bingo I really like Linus. I just hope he gets his shit together soon, otherwise it's gonna make the community poisonous. Kernel I'm having a hard time trusting Chrome nowadays. Specially since all these offers started popping in my email. Synced It's good that people are starting to notice concepts that should be reconstructed in our line of work. There is still a long road ahead though. With master-slave on the works, people are forgetting some other things. Like the master branch, for example. Master Branch I always wondered about the actual definition of an exercice in futility. I looked it up, and a lot of things came into my mind. Like front-end tests, for example Futility Check Conway's Law before speedboating into microservices please Distributed monolith Everyone is talking about the necessity of generics in go 2. I wonder if they actually know what generics are used for. Generics Dashboard metrics are the funniest thing. Most of the time they look like fillers though. Dashboards A teacher once told me that if I'm having a hard time understanding a subject it's because I don't know enough math. It is not true. Math I really like INVEST user stories, but some people insist on keeping them rather VAGUE INVEST I always hear the same explanation from people trying to explain monads. It makes you wonder if they actually understand what it means. Burritos I heavily dislike `ss` output format. I guess `ss` stands for Spacious separations. Spacious separations I believe one of the worst moments when doing infrastructure as code is when your Terraform apply crashes and then your tfstate file is all fucked up. Dear Terraform Now that I have a DevSecOps team I only need another DevOps team to complete my organisation entity chain We DevSecOps now Programming languages are not chosen based on their features, but rather on their popularity. Features I aways have multiple threads in my head, thinking about the most random stuff on every single situation. Summer thoughts If you put some images in prodution, it's a good idea to go and see what the image actually does. Trust If you're excited about Microsoft's acquisition of GitHub, wait until you start seeing Mr. Clippy giving you advice in order to create merge requests. Acquisition If you wanna stress an OPS person, ask him how he is going to handle GDPR. GDPR I happen to think that the hardest moment of the day is deciding what to get for lunch. Deadlock