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sebiwi

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A lot of persons told me that I should make Deb wear a dress and a ribbon. I'm not doing it. Stereotypes I'll probably end up getting a sidecar for human interations one of these days. Like a human service mesh. Sidecar People will do the dumbest things in order to convince their clients that everything is going alright. The show must go on Isn't it weird to being asked to delete your data, then not doing it afterwards? It is a technique known as the 'Oxford Investigativa'. Visage pamphlet I say that I hate Jenkins, often. It's not true though. Dear Jenkins It seems crazy to look like a moron if you're not doing either golang or rust in 2018. Choices Fun fact: The #go channel on Freenode is about the board game, not about the programming language. Go nuts I like explaining my jokes to people. It's funnier, somehow. They tend to get frustrated. I can't really figure out why yet. Jokes What is the actual size of a microservice? When does it become a miliservice? Microservices It's funny that bpfilter came out when we haven't even started using nftables, right? Yoloprotect I wonder if managers are going to understand eventually that velocity is not a KPI that should be use to assess teams Velocity What's with this new YAML sucks trend? Have you ever tried to read a JSON object? What about (not) goot old XML? YAML I wonder if Service Mesh is the new Serverless, or the new Blockchain. Service Mesh How come people keep talking about serverless, when everything underneath it is actually servers? Serverless DevOps requires communication between development and operations, and it's better if they don't want to each each other. Communication There are many valid, snarky responses you can use when someone asks you to estimate a user story. Estimations If applications were sentient beings, we would annoy the fuck out of them. Healthchecks I haven't applied any security patches since 1993, but at least my employees can't open YouTube, right? Meltburn and priorities I need a twelve-factor app, not a twelve factor auth, please. Twelve factor I learnt Haskell. I can fullfill my dreams now. Hi I do Javascr... HAH! PEASANT! Haskell goals Let's put a .doc on a container. Is it a good idea? We'll also need Libreoffice in order to read it. Containerize everything Do you wanna go get a beer? I'd rather suffer excruciating pain before doing so. Beer I'll create a new DevOps team between Dev and Ops in order to increase inter-communication. We DevOps now (Computer burns) Are you compiling the linux kernel? Nah, just running intellij. High performance computing