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sebiwi

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If applications were sentient beings, we would annoy the fuck out of them. Healthchecks I haven't applied any security patches since 1993, but at least my employees can't open YouTube, right? Meltburn and priorities I need a twelve-factor app, not a twelve factor auth, please. Twelve factor I learnt Haskell. I can fulfill my dreams now. Hi I do Javascr... HAH! PEASANT! Haskell goals Let's put a .doc on a container. Is it a good idea? We'll also need Libreoffice in order to read it. Containerize everything Do you wanna go get a beer? I'd rather suffer excruciating pain before doing so. Beer I'll create a new DevOps team between Dev and Ops in order to increase inter-communication. We DevOps now (Computer burns) Are you compiling the linux kernel? Nah, just running intellij. High performance computing Vim is better than emacs. The endless struggle Maybe we should delete /var. Ok. Good ideas